The Couch Treatment is for the ones who know they need a website, but don’t know how to craft the right words for it.

Think of taking your website to a content therapist who treats you with gentleness and care and is here to support you with non-inflammatory advice and copy.

Stop letting the big giants take your hard-earned money.

✍️ The words aren’t flowing
😩 You’re tired of hearing all the marketing noise
😮‍💨 Website copy is tedious and GenAI tools refuse to work for you
📉 You’re afraid that your website won’t drive sales

✍️ The words aren’t flowing
😩 You’re tired of hearing all the marketing noise
😮‍💨 Website copy is tedious and GenAI tools refuse to work for you
📉 You’re afraid that your website won’t drive sales

Take your website content from draft mode to publish-ready in 55 minutes.

Tough love and overwhelm can only take you so far. You need clear actionables + consistent support.

The Couch Treatment is for the proud cosy entrepreneurs...

Imagine cracking a new painting idea, figuring out a crochet pattern, or producing new jewellery while your website sells for you. And no, you don’t have to do it by yourself! You need a soft, gentle website copywriter, a.k.a me to crochet you a story that makes your customer hit that BUY NOW button.

When you sign up for The Couch Treatment, you leave your website copy to the pros! With all the newly-acquired time, you could sip on a margarita at the beach, scale a mountain, play with your child again, or just bedrot (if you’re like me).

The best part? In this house, we listen and we don’t judge. So, nobody’s going to roll their eyes at your half-baked content. No screaming matches about marketing rules and all that jazz.

You and your website both deserve some TLC; let’s get you exactly that!

Still plagued by questions?

Can I get my website copy in a week instead of two weeks?

Yes, of course. This comes at an additional price of $[no]. Think of this as the extra fee for quick delivery.

How do you ensure that my website content follows the brand voice?

Having worked with an array of brands, there’s no tone of voice I can’t crack. Think of me as your shadow for the website content. I’m BIG on making notes and capturing minute details during our kickoff call. This is me ensuring that your website sounds ready to grab all the attention.

Can you work your magic on my website design as well?

While I’ve designed this website on my own, I recommend having a website designer to expedite your process. I’m curating a list of my favourite designers too! Feel free to ask me about that on our vibe check call.

I’m not an artisan, but I still want to work with you!

Well, hello there, you curious cat. While I loooooove working with artisans, I don’t shy away from opening up my couch for others. Before I went solo, I worked with brands and agencies across industries (Pond’s, NIVEA, Disney International HD, etc. to name a few). You can always hit me up in the inquiry section, and I’ll get back to you asap.

Do you offer payment plans?

Unfortunately, not at the moment! However, I offer a FREE ‘vibe check’ call before you sign up with me. You get to pick my brain about my process, experience, and why we’d be a perfect fit.

I am extremely satisfied with this product! It exceeded my expectations with its quality and performance. The customer service was excellent, and delivery was prompt. I highly recommend this to everyone.

Akarshak Gera, Namastey Australia

★★★★★